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Title: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:08:18 AM
Bill Cosby Quotes

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An American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist.
William Henry "Bill" Cosby, Jr. (born July 12, 1937) is an American comedian, actor, author, television producer, educator, musician and activist. A veteran stand-up performer, he got his start at various clubs, then landed a starring role in the 1960s action show, I Spy. He later starred in his own series, the situation comedy The Bill Cosby Show. He was one of the major characters on the children's television series The Electric Company for its first two seasons, and created the educational cartoon comedy series Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids, about a group of young friends growing up in the city. Cosby has also acted in a number of films.

Here are some famous quotes by Bill Cosby.

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Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:08:59 AM
When you become senile you won't know it.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:09:37 AM
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:10:19 AM
The past is a ghost the future a dream and all we ever have is now.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:11:04 AM
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:11:47 AM
There's no labor a man can do that's undignified if he does it right.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:12:27 AM
Parents are not interested in justice they're interested in peace and quiet.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:13:08 AM
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:13:54 AM
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:14:41 AM
I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:15:33 AM
I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:16:23 AM
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:17:17 AM
In order to succeed your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:18:10 AM
Always end the name of your child with a vowel so that when you yell the name will carry.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:18:59 AM
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:20:50 AM
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:21:41 AM
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:22:28 AM
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything even poverty you can survive it.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:23:18 AM
The essence of childhood of course is play which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:24:13 AM
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:25:05 AM
Anyone can dabble but once you've made that commitment your blood has that particular thing in it and it's very hard for people to stop you.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:25:55 AM
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:26:49 AM
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Title: Re: ~ Bill Cosby Quotes ~
Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:28:09 AM
I've noticed the customers in health food stores. They are pale skinny people who usually look half dead. In a steak house you see robust ruddy people. They're dying of course but they look terrific.
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Post by: MysteRy on January 20, 2014, 09:29:25 AM
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.