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Entertainment => SMS & QUOTES => Topic started by: Global Angel on November 07, 2011, 04:16:32 AM
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Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;
He Asked Waiter,
"Syllabus Lana Zara":-P
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Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>
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A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard...
But,,
A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .
"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D
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AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:
They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P
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The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !
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Air & students hv d same mentality
How?
?
?
?
?
Both r turning d book's pages without reading.
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Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student..
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'Student are not Cheaters
we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)
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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,
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Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
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WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
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"The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."
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Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
"only exam days"
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P
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According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll study:p
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All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
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SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
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Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
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A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a "DEGREE" without having a "BRAIN"...! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
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What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
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.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
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A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"
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eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com
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Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near‚