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Entertainment => நகைச்சுவை - Jokes => Topic started by: AnAnYa on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 PM

Title: JoKeS :D:D:D
Post by: AnAnYa on July 14, 2011, 03:55:28 PM

A lady to a Doctor :

My husband has d habit of talking in sleep !!! wat shud i giv him to cure ?

Dr : Give him a opportunity to speak when he's awake :P

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Post by: Global Angel on July 14, 2011, 04:42:19 PM

;D ;D ;D ;D  keke neenga epdi ananya ether kaalathulaq... ;)

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Post by: AnAnYa on July 14, 2011, 04:45:06 PM

naan innocentu nu solitein la global ;)

When i attend for marriages -

elderly people catch my cheeks n say " U R NEXT "

now they stopped it coz...
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i do the same when i go for funernals :P

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Post by: AnAnYa on July 14, 2011, 05:17:26 PM

I asked my heart :

Wats the diff b/w luv and friendship ?

Heart Replied ...

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My work is to supply and pump the blood....!!!!!
Dont ask me out of syllabus:P

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Post by: AnAnYa on July 14, 2011, 07:00:05 PM

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru,

Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.  

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Post by: Global Angel on July 14, 2011, 07:49:21 PM

Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppaen.


 ::) ::) ::) ::) ananya nenga gal aache... thambi eruntha katikonga.. useroda erukaara ipo.... ;) ;)

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Post by: Dharshini on July 14, 2011, 11:22:54 PM

thambi illanu dhana epadi soli iruka loochu jimmiooo  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: குழலி on July 15, 2011, 02:02:39 PM

என் மகன் என் கணவர் மாதிரியே இருக்கான்…
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எதை வச்சி சொல்றே..?
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நான் அடிக்க கையை ஓங்கினாலே…அழ ஆரம்பிச்சிடுறான்..!
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Post by: Dharshini on July 15, 2011, 02:18:12 PM

kuzh darling idhula irudhu  na 1 nala purijukitean

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Post by: AnAnYa on July 15, 2011, 06:40:52 PM

In which work do men loose their stamina within 10mins.....

Women perform for hours together... ????

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"Its SHOPPING"

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Post by: குழலி on July 15, 2011, 07:01:13 PM

ushhhhhh shabba  :o

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Post by: Global Angel on July 16, 2011, 02:16:35 AM

ananya and kulali kekeke :D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Yousuf on July 16, 2011, 11:07:31 PM

Unagaluku vara pora kanavar i mean my machan's yellam remba pavaam yepdi samalikka porangalo theriyala...!!! :P :P :P :D :D :D

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Post by: Dharshini on July 17, 2011, 05:18:43 PM

evan over ah peel panurane

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Post by: Yousuf on July 17, 2011, 07:09:17 PM

Un husband yennavida overa feel panna poranga Rotty manda...!!! :P :D :D :D

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Post by: Dharshini on July 17, 2011, 07:20:19 PM

peel panadha naladhu da  neye embutu peel panura avan peel pana matana ena ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Yousuf on July 17, 2011, 07:23:22 PM

ke ke machan peel panratha naan pakkanum...!!! :D :D :D

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Post by: Dharshini on July 17, 2011, 07:31:28 PM

na ne peel panuradha pakanum ;D

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Post by: Yousuf on July 17, 2011, 07:35:01 PM

Na yethukakavum peel panna maten Rotty...!!!

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