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Title:
Mudinja Siringa
Post by:
Varun
on
February 18, 2013, 10:06:08 PM
Lady1: En prasavathukku amma veetukku ponappa, avarukku samaichi poda velaikaariya vachadhu thappa poyidichi.
Lady2: Aen?
Lady1: Ippam velaikaari ava prasavathukku amma veetukku poiyitta.
Endha dosham kalyanathukku pinbu neengi vidum?
Sandosham.
Husband to Saamiyaar:
En manaivi vaaya katti poda edhavadhu mandiram sollunga saami.
Saamiyaar:
Adhu panna mudiyama dhan naanae saamiyaar aanaen!
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Re: Mudinja Siringa
Post by:
Varun
on
February 18, 2013, 10:06:55 PM
Man1: Aquarium Tankla irukkum en meenukku konjam pulu vendum. Engae kadaikkum?
Man2: Pakkathu theruvula ration kadai irukku. Anga kidaikkum.
Man1: En payyan pirkaalathil oru police'karana dhan varuvan.
Man2: Edha vacchu sollureenga?
Man1: Diwali'kku thuppakki vaangi kodutha, vaanathai paarthu sudaran.
Patient: Thanks doctor sir, en operation'sana nalla padiya mudichiteenga.
Doctor: Adellam namma kailla illai, ellam iraivan seyal.
Patient: Appam fees'sai kovil undiyal'la potturitta?
Headmaster aen plumber'ra vara solluraaru?
Question paper leak aayiricham!
Teacher: Padithu mudichadarkku apparam enna pannalam endru irukeenga?
Student: Book'kai moodi vaikkalam endru irukkaen.
Husband: Ennadi calendar'rai avvalavu nerama paarthukkittu irukka?
Wife: "Palli vilum palan"nai paarthu kittu irukkaen.
Husband: Konda naanum paarkiraen. Aaamaam palli enga vilundhadhu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta sambar'la.
Namma thalaivar sutha vadi kattina muttalu.
Aenga?
Avarukku doctor pattam kodut'tadhukku, avar manaivikku nurse pattamum, machunan'nukku compounder pattamum kodukkanuma.
Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda vendiyathu irukkum.
Patient: podrathu than podaringa.
Embrading desainla poo mathiri podunga
Title:
Re: Mudinja Siringa
Post by:
Varun
on
February 18, 2013, 10:08:43 PM
Patient- Doctor,saadham saapta weight poduvoma??
Doctor-Illaye,weight potta dhan saadhame saapda mudiyum..!
Patient-Neenga enna solreenga??
Doctor- Naaan,Cooker la podra weight ah sonnen...
Patient: Payanukku kaadhu sariya kaeta maattaengudhu doctor.
Doctor: Enna, payanukku anju naala juram adikkudha?
Doctor: Udambukku appam appam vyadhi vara dhan seiyyum.
Adhukku poi aen bayandhu kittu hospital vara maattaen'gireenga...
Patient: Naan bayandhadhu vyadhi'kku illa doctor, ungalukku
Patient: Oosi kuthina valikkadhu endru soneenga doctor, ippadi valikkudhu.
Doctor: Enakku valikkadhu endru sonnaen.
Avar aen kannai katti kondu inippai saapidugiraar?
Doctor dhan avar inippayae paarkka koodadhu endru solli irukkiraaraam
Patient: Doctor, oor fulla alanjittaen,
neenga eludhi kodutha marundhu engayumae kadaikila.
Doctor: Vaada vaa, pena eldudhalainnu kirikki paartha paper'ra nee dhan thookittu poniya?
Title:
Re: Mudinja Siringa
Post by:
MysteRy
on
February 19, 2013, 10:54:37 AM
;D ;D Over Kusumbu Pidicha Janangal Ivanga Thano ;D ;D
Title:
Re: Mudinja Siringa
Post by:
Varun
on
February 19, 2013, 11:08:16 AM
haha anga matum enna vazhutham hehehe
Title:
Re: Mudinja Siringa
Post by:
MysteRy
on
February 19, 2013, 11:13:09 AM
;D ;D Intha Alavukku Illa Ninaikirean Kusumbu Thanam ;D ;D
Title:
Re: Mudinja Siringa
Post by:
Bommi
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February 20, 2013, 12:56:02 AM
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